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whalebonerunes: jade-suture: whalebonerunes: I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:25:58 -0400

jade-suture:

whalebonerunes:

I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

You tipped right

i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it

aliceinpunderland: elrondbaggins: tardis-mind-palace: ruthyless: when i was younger i had a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:58:04 -0400

aliceinpunderland:

elrondbaggins:

tardis-mind-palace:

ruthyless:

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

necro-om-nom-nomicon: perkwunos: romansnow: romansnow: romans...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:29:35 -0400

necro-om-nom-nomicon:

perkwunos:

romansnow:

romansnow:

romansnow:

perkwunos:

Part of me is very fascinated with the idea of mmo rping that’s this complex/multi-layered and the other part of me is concerned that this person dedicated the time to do something this Fucked Up

But I want to know how the others reacted. And if this person had a good in-character motive for this.

ok i’m just going to ask

I got a response.

Oh my god it gets worse

You mean better, right?

excarabu: What a wacky family

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:46:48 -0400

excarabu:

What a wacky family

Reblog this with your favourite D&D house rules

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:44:21 -0400

dexteritysavingthrow:

A few of my personal favourites are:

The DM rolls a d10 for every new PC/NPC to see how attractive they are

If a player is absent from a session the DM will take their turns during combat and it’s referred to as ‘Jaegering’

Getting two nat 20s when rolling at advantage/disadvantage is a ‘legendary success’ and something godlike and occasionally encounter-breaking gets to happen

You’re only allowed to cast Thunderwave if you stick your hands out in front of you and yell THUNDERWAVE

if your character dies, you have to hand over your character sheet to the DM, who tears it up while sad music plays in the background

Our ‘luck’ d20 roll at the start of every new day of travelling has been replaced with ‘roll for breakfast without incident’

Photo

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:21:42 -0400

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rorosetta: baaulp: My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:53:06 -0400

rorosetta:

baaulp:

My life is just a constant journey to seek warmth. No metaphor. I mean like coats and jackets. Getting under the sheets and standing under heat lamps. Soup.

assnickles: friendshipboats: I’m all aglow and now I...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 00:16:17 -0400

assnickles:

friendshipboats:

I’m all aglow and now I know

CUTE SHIT CUTE SHIT

Photo

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 07:16:27 -0400

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He died for us...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 06:59:15 -0400

zsnes:

casuallyhardcore:

The 96% of the people who read this will not have the guts to reblog this. When Goku died in the explosion with Cell, he thought of both you and me. If you are part of that 4% that doesn’t feel ashamed to love Goku, reblog this. Thank you Goku. I as well lifted up my arms when you asked for energy for the spirit bomb.

gamebuddy123: nitro-nova: chongoblog: anosci: ok thats...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:50:21 -0400

gamebuddy123:

nitro-nova:

chongoblog:

anosci:

ok thats clever

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

Interesting

I want to fucking die

whitewashedhanzo: whitewashedhanzo: dva merch is like the only fandom clothing that i could ever...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:40:22 -0400

whitewashedhanzo:

whitewashedhanzo:

dva merch is like the only fandom clothing that i could ever conceivably wear in public cuz first of all most of it is cute and pink and pastel blue second of all shes a popular enough character that you could still kind of come across as a well adjusted normie if you wear a dva snapback or some shit..otoh you wear a hanzo tshirt in public and i would cast the first stone

like look at how charmingly tacky this is..yes we love gamer girls in this house

megatome:since taz seems to be firing up again thought I’d post...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 12:50:20 -0400

megatome:

since taz seems to be firing up again thought I’d post my absolute favorite bit from the entire arc so far

habeenki: choose one: fangs or pointed ears, immunity or immortality, wings or horns, greek...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 06:47:33 -0400

habeenki:

choose one: fangs or pointed ears, immunity or immortality, wings or horns, greek mythology or egyptian mythology, chokers or anklets, dark red or dark green, glitter or blush, heels or boots, ripped jeans or fishnets, long nails or short nails, vampire or werewolf, oceans or forests, books or movies, phone calls or text messages, rings or studs and skirts or jeans.

twinx-club: idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 06:35:36 -0400

twinx-club:

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

ubiverse: Buckle up kiddies, this fucko just got 150 Soooooo,...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 20:46:02 -0400

ubiverse:

Buckle up kiddies, this fucko just got 150

Soooooo, I’m gonna do a raffle and if you follow me as well as reblog this post, you’ll be applicable for an art piece!

winner will be chosen on June 23

swordlesbianism: swordlesbianism: I feel like “thank you lesbian” and “fucking superb you funky...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 02:55:43 -0400

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

I feel like “thank you lesbian” and “fucking superb you funky little lesbian” are two parts of a very powerful trifecta, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what the third part could be

Part 3 is from that Billy on the street clip where he’s running around with a load of lesbians and says “let’s go lesbians”

color-palettes: Check out Color Supply! The site has...

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 02:09:21 -0400

color-palettes:

Check out Color Supply! The site has inspirational colour palettes from designers & illustrators around the world!

It’s got some tips and tricks about picking colours. They also have a Hex Colour Palette Generator!

(Thanks to @magnetholic for showing us!)